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Being Human;Puppy Love;Hal and Tom
Hal - So, you’re officially courting now?
Tom - Well, I don’t know. It’s fun, training and that, but…we ain’t even held hands yet.
Hal - Then it is time to declare your intentions! First, write her a poem. Then speak to her father.
Tom - Annie said I should just get drunk and try and snog her.
Hal - It’s all so brutish these days! I preferred the dowry system.